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Anonymous (68.153.207.50) 2008-04-06 16:27:05

Woo, bring their education here for the masses.
Anonymous (98.209.180.182) 2008-04-07 02:51:08

That`s discussing!!
Anonymous (78.150.248.69) 2008-04-07 15:41:11

Learn to laugh at funny things, but mostly learn to spell.
Anonymous (129.21.61.198) 2008-04-07 21:50:06

"discussing" is a correctly spelled word.
Stop assuming people mean something other than what they say.

Stuck up asshole.
Anonymous (76.29.161.144) 2008-04-07 22:28:01

Don't assume he meant discussing. Obviously the original poster spelled ! as !! only one exclamation point is necessary.

But obviously it is discussing. You could go further to say that it is discussing in a quite graphic manner.

Booya!
Anonymous (24.164.186.171) 2008-04-08 11:54:57

Actually, the baby is stuck up its mother's uterus. Not her asshole.
Anonymous (121.208.146.48) 2008-04-08 18:16:20

I love you anonymous XD
Nadine (220.239.167.243) 2008-04-10 18:51:55

Though 'discussing' is a correctly spelled word, the person most likely thought you meant 'disgusting', which not only makes sense in context, but makes more sense than the sentence you posted.
However, I could be mistaken and 'that's' could be the mistake. Could you have possibly been saying 'let's get discussing?
Your Face (128.151.140.93) 2008-04-11 00:26:39

Can I simply ask why such a petty topic is so deserving of an argument of this caliber? Who cares what was meant? Your psychological well-being remains ultimately unaltered whether "discussing" or "disgusting" was meant. And if you are bothered by a single anonymous post on one of millions of identical blog-related websites, then get a life. I know, this is a bit hypocritical, but I've always wanted to hand it to those people who seem to have nothing better to do on eBaums or YouTube than argue about STUPID things. And now I've had my chance. The day is mine.

For those of you who feel so compelled, PLEASE tear me a new one. You'll only be proving my point, and you won't get a counter-argument from me because that would mean that I've actually returned TWICE to the same meaningless post, and felt compelled to justify myself to some low-life asshole. This here shall remain the only remark I've ever posted on any website. History has been made. Cherish it.

Bart...
something (90.185.22.91) 2008-04-12 09:56:54

Beautifull!!

best Comment!
sooty (220.101.100.63) 2008-04-22 02:27:07

Here here!
Well said.
Francesco Mastellone (79.12.193.190) 2008-04-25 01:43:20

That's pathetic coming from a guy who started his argument by saying that the other posters were overreacting. Damn, it's even more pathetic than the "I won't reply 'cause I have a life nanananana" attitude.

Spare us your "only remark I've ever posted on any website"(like we believe that).

a ninny mouse (98.25.207.97) 2008-05-09 17:09:13

shut the fuck up ass. . .
enjoy the education above
and get the fuck over yourself

Bart is right

just
get
the
fuck
over
it!!!!!!!


bloody brilliant
Ven (12.197.249.29) 2008-05-31 15:00:00

Wow, I never thought of it that way before. Your words have persuaded me to, in fact, get the fuck over it. My world is so clear to me now. Why didn't I come to this mind-rocking epiphany sooner. Bravo, ninny, bravo. I want to shake your hand for the enlightenment which you have so graciously bestowed upon us. Only now, that I have seen the obvious wrongs of not getting the fuck over it, do I understand that the ideal solution would be to get the fuck over it. I am PROUD to be associated with the same phylum of the animal kingdom as the brilliant mouse mind which has displayed, so eloquently, the rhetoric which will, I'm certain, change the course of the world, nay, the galaxy, in which we live. Get the fuck over it indeed, Minnie. Get the fuck over it indeed.
Smorgasbord (99.149.118.14) 2008-07-30 12:30:33

Francesco you make children weep. I'll bet if you truly believed what you said you wouldn't have done exactly what you were razzing Bart about, which is OVERREACTING. I hope I've angered you enough to post some scathing shit back!! If so, then I love you for being so predictable. Spare yourself, son.

I also don't think it's more pathetic than "i won't reply cuz I have a life"--he has a good point, and he even highlights his own hypocrisy. And actually, haha, you proved Bart's closing point quite well. Cool gray font, shows you care about standing out on this blog .

I'm gonna go punch people, this post made me so furious.
G Funk (24.84.210.185) 2008-05-11 03:30:37

I love you.
duh
duh (69.115.60.55) 2008-04-09 16:32:32

"discussing" means "to talk"
"disgusting" means "gross, or nasty"
so you had a perfect right to crack on the guy.
He should get hooked on phonics.
Anonymous (74.240.161.42) 2008-04-09 16:46:37

don't pick up on subtle humor, eh?
duh
duh (69.115.60.55) 2008-04-09 19:53:24

It's called SARCASM, sorry it wasn't so obvious.
But it bugs me when people can't spell, how about you?

Anonymous (12.197.249.29) 2008-05-31 15:01:45

I FICKING LUV ITH!!!
williejaxx (70.191.112.48) 2008-04-10 19:29:18

You jagoffs can't even figure out what he meant in his post!!! You're the type of people that rip on someone for superficial reasons and miss the whole message!!! eGt a ufkcgin lief ahssloes!!!!!
wtf?
duh (69.115.60.55) 2008-04-11 15:09:37

And just what the hell is a "jagoff"?
Please, enlighten us. We are far more ignorant than you. Do honor us with a reply, because I wait with baited breath for your very heart-felt words!

p.s. fuckin' idiot!
williejaxx (75.21.102.129) 2008-04-12 21:43:37

What the hell is a jagoff? what kind of stupid question is that? Do you want me to look it up, or tape the page of the dictionary to my foot and shove it up your ass?
ACTUALLY you fucktard...
Kathryn (132.216.227.219) 2008-04-13 05:43:08

I DID look it up on dictionary.com... and although I assumed you meant "you Jack-off" meaning he's sperm... I wasn't sure. Thought to myself, hey... no one can be that stupid... but yes. Yes you are. And according to the dictionary... you DID mean Jack Off... so stop being a douche. You sound like an idiot, you misspelt an insult, and worse, you probably don't know what jacking off is... you're obviously too disgruntled to have ever tried it.
Anonymous (12.197.249.29) 2008-05-31 15:03:49

That wouldn't necessarily mean that he's sperm. He could have meant that he was the action of jacking-off, which, in my experience, is a beautiful thing. They should have made that the sequel to the book above.
ram it...
tai mai shu (66.166.198.248) 2008-04-26 09:07:01

up your own ass!~ and learn to spell.
you probably "jagoff" yourself because you can't get a girl, you idiot!
lets all just think about this
Maisy (86.46.207.132) 2008-05-25 19:06:04

The funny thing is, the guy who originally said this is discussing has never been back (unless he used a different IP. All this argument was generated by some person who looked at this, posted a quick (mis-spelled) comment, and then left.

The levels of hostility on the internet are just, wow...

Imagine this was a room full of people all speaking in turn does that make you see how ridiculous a conversation this is?

the anonymity of the internet seems to turn people into assholes. If you have posted a comment here already would you say that to a person or a room full of people you just met in real life?

Sorry if I sound like an ass, I'm sure I've done some similar flaming in the past but it really is kinda funny when you think about it.

x
Also
Maisy (86.46.207.132) 2008-05-25 19:08:42

I forgot to say, I think the book is awesome.
ummm...
J (76.26.71.212) 2008-04-09 14:00:40

what's DISGUSTING is your spelling
Killface (75.21.102.129) 2008-04-12 21:46:10

Snip snap!
I got it.
caryn (69.111.17.183) 2008-04-09 20:07:10

Your subtle humor. I got it.
Anonymous (85.76.241.196) 2008-04-27 07:59:47

You think nature is disgusting?
anonymous (12.207.204.8) 2008-04-27 17:01:25

So, is taking a shit not disgusting? I mean, it's natural and all.
Anonymous (142.163.114.229) 2008-04-07 09:52:14


I got this exact book
SAFA (142.221.110.4) 2008-04-07 10:21:29

I got this exact book growing up in Southern Africa, excluding the German, it was all in English!! This is rather freaky!
My farts stink
Mary Poppin' Caps (65.35.198.97) 2008-04-07 12:21:43

Guess what?
My farts stink.

yes!
the guy (71.35.244.235) 2008-04-07 13:08:35

people should know what goes down
Etherpirate (98.224.12.203) 2008-04-07 13:57:04

Does anyone know the name of the book?
TA-DA!!! (66.233.214.104) 2008-04-07 15:12:52

I love the moment where the baby's arms are coming out during the birth. "I'm here! TA-DAAAAAA!"
Anonymous (199.166.5.18) 2008-04-07 16:27:12

that may be too much info for a kid
me (147.226.222.195) 2008-04-07 17:20:06

There is a similar book in English with a title something to the effect of "Was the Sun Shining the Day Before I Was Born?"
Remarkably intelligent
Mallory (86.154.177.207) 2008-04-07 19:08:42

Sex is just a normal part of life. Why confuse kids by lying (the stork bought you), or making it embarassing, dirty, or taboo?
Lol
Rose (71.50.179.181) 2008-04-07 20:20:20

Wow, thats a good way to tell your kid, let 'em read and learn ^^
Dave (68.228.89.112) 2008-04-07 22:41:21

Ajax request failed.
crystal (68.213.214.212) 2008-04-08 08:00:48

if i saw this when i was a kid, i might not have any now!
Anonymous (71.42.148.123) 2008-04-08 17:08:18

I'm quite shocked that in one of the pictures, the doctor is holding a plunger while the baby tries to free itself...
Why?
caryn (69.111.17.183) 2008-04-09 20:08:18

They actually really use a suction cup to pull out babies, so why would you be shocked?
alias (24.207.62.142) 2008-05-11 21:58:30

It isn't actually a plunger, it's called a doppler and it is used to listen to the baby during labour. It is made of wood and held with the caregivers ear to the belly of the woman and allows a non-electronic method of ensuring the safety of the baby. A vacuum is only used to get babies out in emergencies, they are usually standing by in hospitals, but not often used.
ura_bunch_of_fuktards (122.148.65.233) 2008-07-05 17:54:29

A plunger? Are you retarded? It's a tube to hear the fetal heartbeat ... I can only assume none of you retards has had children before ... a plunger ffs
Dees (24.68.225.54) 2008-04-08 17:53:53

thats completely discussing
Zenzay (82.30.253.9) 2008-04-09 00:59:41

I remember that book in the school library back in the seventies. The book was published in 1971 and the author is Bent H. Claësson, who is a children physciatrist. The book was used as an example in a case against integrated, and hence compulsory, sex education as introduced into Danish State primary schools in 1970. The applicants claimed that in practice vulgar terminology is
used to a very wide extent. They refer to a book by Bent H. Claësson
called "Dreng og Pige, Mand og Kvinde" ("Boy and Girl, Man and Woman"
of which 55,000 copies have been sold in Denmark. According to them
it frequently uses vulgar terminology, explains the technique of
coitus and shows photographs depicting erotic situations.
Anonymous (58.174.0.110) 2008-04-09 14:27:09

ummm, did u just look this up in wikipedia and cut and paste? who the hell would know so much about such an obscure book that was made in the 70's. hmmm maybe you collect these types of books as a hobby, which i m sorry to say ,dude, kinda makes you a Perv. But don't worry, we're all freaky in our own different ways. Truth be known i would prob use this book as wank material if i was desperate.
not that bad
forkicks (193.137.97.236) 2008-04-09 06:13:31

Got to give them credit for trying instead of bashing them. Bash the mindless conservative-pseudo-religious freaks who would rather have nothing taught at all.

Thank you,
fK
Anonymous (67.162.113.54) 2008-04-09 14:25:43

can anyone say cream pie
Sooo Great!
h0neyB (76.27.100.27) 2008-04-09 20:22:39

[color=yellow][b]God
I laughed my ass off!!! I love it!!!!!!!![/b][/ color][size=medium][
/size]
so funy
susan (119.4.35.14) 2008-04-10 04:19:35

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por que? (76.73.211.140) 2008-04-10 05:28:51

why is the doctor holding a hammer?
Emily (66.227.157.77) 2008-04-10 08:23:40

In some sick, twisted way, this book isn't that bad of an idea. I think the most disturbing part of it is when the baby is coming out.
Fixed the pic
EDogg (70.61.91.165) 2008-04-10 09:39:56

Fixed the pic...I wondered how they had sex so quick
http://i27.tinypic.com/2r7wns4.jpg


admin
Jonny Knoxville (128.146.27.212) 2008-04-10 09:46:22

I got a better one... http://www.mickeys40.myminicity.com
Fred Shaffner (12.154.113.115) 2008-04-10 14:59:08

It looks like Barry Gibb and Sally Strothers got it on!!!
Anonymous (99.248.33.140) 2008-04-10 16:16:50

fuck spelling things right thats for pussies who cant think for themselves
caleb (71.134.240.173) 2008-04-10 16:48:40

this actually would be effective. Pretty much no room for confusion here unlike in america were this kind of thing is hidden from small children
What? (72.141.57.29) 2008-04-11 05:43:25

That was the worst porn ever.
Anonymous (24.244.249.2) 2008-04-11 09:55:15

this entire thread is why aliens should come and wipe out the human race.
Gabriel (89.134.219.36) 2008-04-12 10:37:42

that's discussing!!
Leikskólakennari (130.208.247.2) 2008-04-12 10:57:20

Það vill nú bara svo einkennilega til að þessi bók er einnig til á leikskólum hérna á Íslandi.
Grandninjamaster
Johann san (87.57.30.210) 2008-04-12 16:14:07

First of all, the doctor is holding a wooden listening "pipe" they use to listen to the baby while it's still in the womb. Not a suction cup and most certainly not a hammer

Secondly, I think this book portrays it's intended material in a tasteful and good manner. There's no reason our kids should be filled with nonsense about sex/birth.

Knowledge is power young grasshoppers, embrace it and spread it to your offspring. Only then shall you find true power!
Dee (216.139.115.84) 2008-04-12 22:11:39

How is babby formed?
eeew humping
Angie (75.65.138.153) 2008-04-12 23:24:39

wow... even the Germans screw.... freakin awesome.... because I thought only American did the nasty, since we are so evil an all. Go figure....we are all a bunch of fu**ers.. muah!!!
haha
dossy (194.144.111.81) 2008-04-13 08:42:46

my cousin had one of those when she was little, and i think my kindergarden had one too...
Anonymous (71.111.27.164) 2008-04-17 22:32:47

Let them learn it on the street like the rest of us!
Anonymous (71.111.27.164) 2008-04-17 22:34:13

Oh gosh! The carpet matches the drapes on mom.... Such detail!
B (78.141.138.40) 2008-04-19 02:34:56

Humm, I have this book at home and I found it quite educating when I was yonger, so it not only in Germany...
haha..
elcarlitoxloco (69.59.97.6) 2008-04-25 11:40:11

well. at least they don't lie to their kids about stuff..
I think things should be that way here... even though it looks kinda screwed up
but yeah, is educative lol
Unfair
Wess (86.10.83.84) 2008-04-26 02:17:53

On behalf of unemployed storks everywhere I want to say a heart-felt 'up yours'! After all the work we do when gestation is finished, what credit do we get? Zilch, nada. Not even a feathercure! Get real, you ungrateful b@$&&*(s
I feel for you
tai mai shu (66.166.198.248) 2008-04-26 09:05:32

I feel bad for you, I feel your pain.
Ignore the haters!
ha!
the future (74.192.130.59) 2008-04-27 22:04:28

If you think people on the internet are dumb now, wait ten years. I can't wait until resumes are typed in all caps with excessive punctuation. It can't come soon enough.
Anonymous (24.11.22.221) 2008-04-27 22:51:33

it's eyes are like crooked comin out the second one
Brandyn (72.55.221.99) 2008-04-28 07:30:09

Awesome. Simple, straight forward, no bullshit. If we had education like this in America we would be better off as a people. ...let's have a sequel to "everybody poops" called, "everybody f*#ks."
Anonymous (69.251.48.128) 2008-04-29 05:12:32

Gotta love how the Dad and the doctor just stand there smiling as the baby digs its way out.
WoW (71.111.144.66) 2008-04-29 14:59:35

you people discuss me!
I can't believe I read this S__t and am replying - I'm no better than all of you - how did my life come to this!!!!
Charles (99.228.171.92) 2008-04-29 15:39:16

How is it disgusting if it is a fact of life. At least they don't lie to their children.
Doctor
Cleve (146.145.42.197) 2008-04-30 04:12:22

Has anybody else taken the time to notice the doctor's face? He is staring at the mom's tits the whole time with a goofy grin on his face. Even when the view changes to the side of the bed he is still staring right at her tits...and still grinning like an idiot..
Anonymous (90.185.227.192) 2008-04-30 12:57:41

Hi all, I'd like to contribute as well.

People who cannot spell are idiots.
People who can, are idiots as well.
People who comment are idiots.

Everybody's an idiot, except me.
Anonymous (81.25.177.96) 2008-05-01 12:54:41

Why are we even disgussing this?
Anonymous (125.60.241.83) 2008-05-02 08:34:20

They got a population decline problem over in Germany. Catering this to youngsters might be the only option they have thought of.
Acey (85.220.82.144) 2008-05-02 09:46:00

I used to own this book when I was a kid
Anonymous (78.167.191.60) 2008-05-24 10:02:32

Do you remember the title?
Anonymous (74.235.204.227) 2008-05-05 09:20:03

Hey, at least the Germans aren't feeding their children lies about storks and stuff like that. isn't it better just to tell them the truth? Americans are so uncomfortable with the facts.
db (24.40.204.159) 2008-05-05 10:38:25

FREE TIBET
Anonymous (69.153.141.28) 2008-05-08 15:45:29

The artwork reminds me of the video for the Radiohead song Paranoid Android.

[url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=- 1906422553403437987[
/url]
Miss
Rebecca (68.12.187.53) 2008-05-08 18:03:44

That's better than everybody poops!
Anonymous (75.62.140.169) 2008-05-08 20:24:24

OmiGosh, like, wy did yu said discussing, lol u r so dum. http://www.specialolympics.org/mailman/index.html

I think everyone on that has commented on this post may find enrichment in the website i have included in this comment.
Great stuff
Eddie (12.111.55.140) 2008-05-09 09:57:40

Germans seem to have a much healthier attitude toward their bodies than we Americans do. I just read something about some religious nut with too much time on his hands who was trying to get Starbucks to change its logo because it shows a mermaid baring her breasts.

Hey, guess what. Sex happens. Kids always find out about it one way or the other. Might as well tell them the truth, because if they learn about it from each other or the Web, they're going to end up with some pretty screwy notions of what it's all about.
That Nazi's dick is small
Dirk (69.230.102.134) 2008-05-09 22:41:02

the next page ought to show the dude going to the penis enlargement doctor.
pariah (24.72.165.38) 2008-05-10 14:26:16

Most disturbing thing I've seen in a long time. But it's good for me. I am about to go on a 12 hour night shift. After seeing that I'll be in no danger of falling asleep anytime soon! O_O
The right way to teach it
Danish man (195.249.189.116) 2008-05-11 09:24:13

I can't really see what is so hilarious about the book. We haven't traditionally sugarcoated things, and this book actually seems like a really sensible aproach to teaching children about childbirth.

I makes a point out of the relationship of the parents, instead of the usual 'clinical' way to teach it, which is mostly about what is going on biologically only. This is probably because we see the relationship of the parents as something of a taboo for children to know about, when it is actually the most important part of it.

The first thing that should be tought is the meaning of the words parents and children. The idea that the child is a part of the parents is a beautiful thing to teach a child.