Meet Earthmine's "pedestrian area platform quadracycle." The company claims it's a way to map areas of the world that can't be reached by its camera-equipped SUVs... but we think the truth may be far more sinister than that. Diabolical, even.
"Do you really need a helmet on one of those?"
"Google finally gets around to mapping Bedrock."
"My other car is a spymobile."
"Get your cameras runnin', head out on the highway, lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way"
"You mean I can exercise and
survive a Smoke Monster attack? Sweet!"
: "Yeah, GM contacted me about taking this commercial... instead they made the Aztec."
"See Dr. Zaius, they can be domesticated."
: "Dive, dive!"
: "Earthmullet: party in the front, business in the back."
: "When this periscope's a rockin', don't come a knockin'."
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